User:Andrew Muller

Raised by a baboon and spider monkey deep in the jungles of Borneo, Andrew was schooled in the dark voodoo of application security. He was returned to civilisation by a pair of missionaries after his adopted parents were brutally murdered by an debt collector over the non-payment of parking fines. Andrew now practices the dark arts of this adopted parents hoping to resurrect their spirits, seeking ultimately to become a... AppSec Witchdoctor.